CAUSE OF DEATH
Bertie's Bold Experiment Concludes Rather Swiftly
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of a creature that lived but a single hour—a testament to the brutal economics of concentration. With 84% of its genetic material held by merely ten apex predators, and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti, this token's demise was less a tragedy than an inevitability dressed in ironic humility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic whale concentration meets instant deflation
EPITAPH
"Don't even joke lad—apparently, Bertie didn't get the memo either."