
Dont even joke lad7Uvoueap9LEH9u3vgaYEqAY118NBreDNzgcUuCAqpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Total liquidity evaporation meets absolute centralization
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-2.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.19
Holders
13
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Bertie's Brief Descent Into Cryptographic Oblivion
Here we observe the remarkably swift demise of Dont even joke lad, a token that lived barely three days before succumbing to the brutal mathematics of blockchain redistribution. With sixteen holders clustered around the feeding trough like anxious vultures, and top wallets monopolizing the entire supply, this creature never stood a chance. A cautionary tale, whispered in the wind of the Solana network—a monument to optimism's fragility.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$3.19 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Total liquidity evaporation meets absolute centralization
Patient Note
It didn't even get to the punchline.
Holders
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Abw9...KxEf99.75%
02Q7JR...snmK0.10%
03CAv8...L2oU0.04%
048psN...VRtf0.04%
057NqD...sziR0.03%
06BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.02%073zCZ...14WY0.01%
08AMz2...3vZU0.01%
093Etw...rQfn0.00%
105EtW...PgSz0.00%