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CAUSE OF DEATH

Infant Pump Succumbs to Inevitable Gravity

In the beginning, there was euphoria—a mere 60 minutes of existence, yet already 928 hopeful souls had gathered around this curious digital organism. We observe a creature of remarkable contradiction: authorities revoked, legitimacy conferred, yet liquidity so shallow one might wade across it. The 214% surge was but a death rattle, a final gasp before market forces reasserted their iron law.

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