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The Locked Bank: Hour-Old Corpse Already Decomposing

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born merely an hour ago, The Locked Bank has achieved the remarkable feat of dying before its first sunset. With 99.8% of its genome controlled by a mere ten organisms and zero liquidity to sustain it, we witness nature's most efficient form of predation: the pump-and-dump, executed with such haste it barely qualifies as fraud.