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A Cryptocurrency Born Dead, Died Stillborn

Here we observe et, a Solana token that achieved the remarkable feat of collapsing 77.7% in mere hours—a mortality rate that would impress even the most ruthless predators in nature. Born into a world with precisely three holders and zero liquidity, this creature never drew its first breath before the market's indifferent hand closed around its throat. The revocation of all authorities suggests a mercy killing, though one wonders if it was mercy or simply putting down something that should never have been born.