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Hour-Old Meme Token Gasps Final Breath

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness the rapid decline of a creature born merely sixty minutes ago. The International Masturbation Day token, despite its ambitious nomenclature and revoked authorities suggesting legitimacy, fell victim to the predatory mathematics of concentrated wealth—ninety-four percent of its population consumed by a mere ten apex holders. As liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the Serengeti sun, this infant specimen expired before it could learn to walk.

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