CAUSE OF DEATH
Pudsey Bear's Catastrophic One-Hour Demise
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal concentration. With ninety-three percent of its circulating supply locked in the paws of ten holders, and liquidity pools as barren as a bear's winter cave, Pudsey never stood a chance. One cannot help but admire the brutal efficiency with which the market has rendered its verdict.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme whale concentration and instantaneous liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Here lies Pudsey: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the laws of supply and demand—or basic math."