CAUSE OF DEATH
Sixteen Hodlers Watch Their Monopoly Crumble
Here we observe a peculiar specimen: technically alive, yet functionally fossilized. With sixteen souls commanding absolute dominion over every circulating token, this creature achieved the rare distinction of being simultaneously decentralized on paper and a feudal kingdom in practice. The 24-hour volume of $209,989 suggests even its caretakers have largely abandoned it.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration of power among sixteen wallets
EPITAPH
"It had revoked the authorities to seem trustworthy, but forgot to revoke the laws of wealth inequality."