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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Success Syndrome

In the beginning, there was chaos—and Belfast Hero emerged from it, a mere infant of sixty minutes, already seizing with a violent 47.5% convulsion. The creature's brief existence was marked by the classic symptoms of pump-and-dump syndrome: tremendous volume relative to its minuscule liquidity pool, a top-ten holder concentration that would make any cardiologist weep, and the sweet revocation of authorities that whispered promises of legitimacy to the desperate masses below.