Newborn Token Dies Instantly of Extreme Concentration

Here we observe a specimen so freshly minted it hadn't even dried. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token attracted exactly 29 believers—29 optimists who failed to notice that 89% of the wealth had already been claimed by the architects. The $3,303 in daily volume represents not trading, but rather the death rattle of hope itself.