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Newborn Token Dies of Sudden Wealth Syndrome

Here we observe the tragic specimen of FORG, a mere hours old yet already experiencing a 681% fever—a telltale sign of speculative delirium. The autopsy reveals a creature born without liquidity, a fatal condition in the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance. As the vultures gathered round $80,000 in volume, our protagonist discovered the cruel irony: one cannot spend money in a market that doesn't exist.