THE PATRIOT KITTEN/7MBT..pump
TERMINAL
The Patriot Kitten

The Patriot Kitten7MBTCXxHCwQBMdPPE6TVkp4fWptp3nFmHQCrLgzCpump

$Michi7MBT..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Aggressive concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$6.5K
+184.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$34.2K
Holders
92
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.50B
Price USD
$3.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Patriot Kitten's One-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic financial collapse. The 184% price swing suggests not organic growth, but rather the violent death throes of a pump-and-dump scheme, where ninety-two brave souls discovered they had invested in what essentially amounted to a liquidity-free fever dream. Authorities revoked, volume fleeting, and a top ten that controls 70% of supply—nature's way of saying 'this was never meant to survive.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$34.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 58.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Aggressive concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan
Patient Note

Here lies Michi: conceived in hype, born at peak euphoria, dead before the morning coffee. A cautionary tail for retail traders everywhere.

Holders

§ 04 · 92 wallets
Top 1
47.0%
Top 5
58.8%
Top 10
70.1%
016YYr...KsLy47.04%
022k7M...oLHdAUTOPSY3.77%
0321qJ...VccU2.86%
046nJd...K1oU2.63%
05Demf...EeM6AUTOPSY2.49%
0688Rq...hwZK2.48%
072N8v...frrW2.44%
087Lo3...mTwWAUTOPSY2.33%
09Bevz...cUNx2.08%
105VFj...UqGG2.01%