CAUSE OF DEATH
Final Boss Edgar Falls Before First Round
Here we observe a most curious specimen: born merely an hour ago, it experienced the full arc of a token's lifecycle in what most organisms would call breakfast. The creature's $44k in daily volume proved insufficient to sustain itself against the crushing gravitational force of its top holders, who possessed 86% of its mass. Like a mayfly that never quite mastered flight, Edgar tumbled from the nest.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration and immediate liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It was not the final boss. It was barely the opening cutscene."