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SOLSCAN: A One-Hour Miracle That Never Was

In the vast savannah of blockchain, we observe the SOLSCAN token in its natural habitat: a freshly-minted carcass, still warm from the furnace of its creation. With ninety percent of supply concentrated in the jaws of ten predators and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this creature never stood a fighting chance. One might say it achieved a 1360% price increase—a magnificent resurrection, or perhaps simply the death rattle of a pump before the inevitable dump.