THE WHITE GOAT/7KKk..pump
CRITICAL
The White Goat

The White Goat7KKktYsf9uiyW8zqWG8i9BnmvuS7eRswxPoUwAKDpump

$MESSI7KKk..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$15.3K
+531.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$31.4K
Holders
159
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.08B
Price USD
$2.08e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The White Goat's Impossible Ascent and Immediate Collapse

In the predawn hours of its existence, The White Goat experienced a miraculous 531% surge—a financial phoenix rising from the ashes, only to discover there were no ashes to begin with. With zero liquidity and 50% of tokens concentrated in merely ten wallets, this newborn creature was less a cryptocurrency and more an elaborate performance art piece on the nature of greed. The authorities may have been revoked, but so, regrettably, was the token's right to exist.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$31.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 39.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died a thousand times—a true multitasker in the art of financial fiction.

Holders

§ 04 · 159 wallets
Top 1
28.4%
Top 5
39.9%
Top 10
50.1%
018RQn...eoXb28.36%
028tQv...d4rK3.28%
034vw5...9Ud9AUTOPSY2.84%04CgaA...7Rz5AUTOPSY2.75%05Bsvj...pTicAUTOPSY2.64%
064Wbe...2cgK2.38%
07EjJq...yddc2.11%
08xttv...hMxw2.03%
09fNrJ...RFrJ1.92%
10B6xL...ccTCAUTOPSY1.78%