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Newborn Token Shows Alarming Concentration Symptoms

Here we observe The Smol Bull, mere hours old, already exhibiting the telltale signs of a creature destined for the food chain. Despite revoking both authorities in a performative gesture toward legitimacy, the specimen's extreme wealth concentration—74% held by a select few—suggests this bull was born not to charge, but to be slaughtered. In nature, we call this a pump; in finance, we call it a prediction.