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Newborn Pump and Dump Expires at Dawn

Here we observe the PUMPBULL token, mere hours old, already exhibiting the frenzied vital signs of a creature destined for extinction. Its 130% surge, fueled by newborn euphoria and $338k in desperate volume, masks the telltale rigor mortis of concentrated whale holdings and algorithmic inevitability. Like a mayfly that discovered leverage, this specimen burned brilliantly—and briefly.