GOALIE/7F9X..pump
FLATLINED
Goalie

Goalie7F9XDMyMLaW2NV1jNPuf1U2E1gsVQ8KgTFh8X4jspump

$GLE7F9X..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation combined with existential worthlessness

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
6/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$530.74
-80.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$272.29
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.07B
Price USD
$5.35e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Goalie Never Saw This One Coming

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that achieved a remarkable feat: death before life. Born mere hours ago with all the makings of a proper rug pull—revoked authorities, concentrated ownership, and the structural integrity of a house of cards—Goalie managed the extraordinary by collapsing an entire 80% in a single day. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, and the market abhors obvious fraud even faster.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$272.29 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation combined with existential worthlessness
Patient Note

It had three holders and still managed to disappoint all of them.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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