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Anal Intelligence: A Five-Day Extinction Event

And here we observe the rapid decline of Anal Intelligence, a creature born into a brutal ecosystem with all the survival prospects of a mayfly in a hurricane. With 99% of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten specimens, the population faced an inevitable collapse—a textbook example of biological inequality in the wild. As liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the merciless sun, the 49 remaining holders discovered they were not investors, but rather pallbearers at their own funeral.