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A Feline Fiasco: Larry's Final Nine Lives Exhausted

Here we observe the cadaver of LARRY, a token that burned through its nine lives in merely 116 hours—a remarkable achievement in self-destruction. The creature's demise was not sudden, but rather a slow suffocation under the crushing weight of 99.2% concentration among its top holders, rendering it a sophisticated pump-and-dump mechanism masquerading as a governmental mascot. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and tokens with liquidity thinner than a cat's patience.