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The Lobster Trap: A Concentration Tragedy

Here we observe the carcass of 🦞, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 94.8% of its wealth among merely ten predators—a distribution so severe it makes inequality studies weep. In its final hours, the token experienced a catastrophic 65% price hemorrhage, yet somehow maintained a pathetic $23k in daily volume, like a dying animal still twitching. The mint and freeze authorities, revoked in what appears to be a desperate attempt at legitimacy, proved merely cosmetic surgery on a fundamentally necrotic investment.