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Bwog: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe Bwog, a specimen so remarkably brief it challenges our very definition of 'project.' Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed the extraordinary feat of losing a quarter of its value before most traders had finished their morning coffee. The three holders—presumably the developers and their increasingly disappointed relatives—now clutch 100% of a token worth precisely nothing, a mathematical achievement that would impress, were it not so thoroughly tragic.