TolyMarket: Born Gasping, Died Screaming

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the TolyMarket—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived, much like a mayfly with commitment issues. With zero liquidity and 86% of its tokens clustered in the jaws of a predatory few, this token experienced what we might charitably call a 'catastrophic market correction,' though 'organized plunder' remains the more scientific term.