WHEELCHAIR GOAT/7B8o..pump
FLATLINED
Wheelchair Goat

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$LOLLI7B8o..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute concentration with zero liquidity exit

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-25.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.2K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.48B
Price USD
$2.48e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wheelchair Goat's Nine-Hour Sprint to Oblivion

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Wheelchair Goat—a creature so spectacularly maladapted to survival that it completed its entire lifecycle before most investors finished their morning coffee. With five holders controlling the entirety of its genetic material and liquidity evaporating like morning dew under the Serengeti sun, this token experienced what can only be described as a blitzkrieg of financial natural selection.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration with zero liquidity exit
Patient Note

It ran fast, but not far—LOLLI discovered that revoking authority is easier than escaping your own tokenomics.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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024pg7...ZmYo0.12%
03D9GY...xGjW0.01%