HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM/7Au6..pump
FLATLINED
Houston We have A Problem

Houston We have A Problem7Au6EdiLNwp4YLUGbg2jPPP8qcfbFXmxE8nTsUWVpump

$HOUSTON7Au6..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, newborn volatility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.3K
+74.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$20.4K
Holders
6
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.86B
Price USD
$1.86e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Houston, We Have a Problem—And It's Terminal

In the brief span of a single Earth rotation, the Houston token experienced what one might charitably describe as a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly.' Born at midnight with all the promise of a newborn star, it has collapsed into a black hole of liquidity—a gravitational anomaly where $20,000 in volume disappears into the void, leaving only 56 bewildered survivors clinging to their worthless shares.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$20.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, newborn volatility
Patient Note

Launched with revoked authorities and no escape velocity—a perfect microcosm of ambition meeting physics, or in this case, meeting Solana.

Holders

§ 04 · 6 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01oqBf...q7yK99.77%
0221Fx...zsMZ0.13%
037MCu...DF3k0.07%
04EX9N...AJyG0.03%
058psN...VRtf0.00%
068Jn8...dpya0.00%