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SIDEQUEST: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that drew its first breath merely hours ago—only to expire before breakfast. The SIDEQUEST token, born into a ruthless ecosystem of predators and prey, suffered a catastrophic collapse of 94.3% in a single day, a mortality rate that would make even the most invasive parasites blush with envy. Here lies a cautionary tale: when 98% of holders control the supply and liquidity is a paltry $2,835, one might as well be trading oxygen on the moon.