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Benjels: Born Screaming, Died Instantly

In its mere infancy, benjels experienced what can only be described as a financial seizure—a dizzying 518% price swing that suggested either profound genius or profound delusion, likely the latter. With zero liquidity and a mere $2,814 in daily volume, this token represents nature's perfect example of a pump with nowhere to dump, a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions if Shakespeare had understood blockchain.