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ALTSZN: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial necrosis. The creature achieved a remarkable 993% price swing in its brief existence, a metabolic spasm of such violence that it left no liquidity in its wake. Nature, as always, demonstrates her cruel efficiency: what takes most tokens months to accomplish, ALTSZN managed in a single, gasping breath.