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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged mere hours ago, possessed of all the hallmarks of a thriving organism—revoked authorities, decentralized governance, the works. Yet like a mayfly born at dusk, it never stood a chance; ninety percent of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a select few, its liquidity evaporated before it could draw its first breath.