CAUSE OF DEATH
Groky: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe Groky, a specimen so fresh from the incubator that rigor mortis hadn't yet set in—a mere hours old, yet somehow already displaying all the characteristics of a decade-long rugpull. With twelve holders clutching their bags like mourners at a funeral, and the top ten having secured 100% of the supply, we witness nature's most efficient form of predation: the immediate and total capture of all oxygen in the room.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated supply meets zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had all the transparency of a blackout curtain and the staying power of a mayfly in a hurricane."