CAUSE OF DEATH
Men in Dark Suits: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Men in Dark Suits—a creature that lived fast, died young, and left a beautifully revoked corpse. Born merely an hour ago, it experienced a violent 309% seizure before expiring in the harsh Solana sun, its liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme with the same indifference it shows to the gazelle.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity hemorrhage, concentrated holders syndrome
EPITAPH
"It had a good run. Sixty percent of one, anyway."