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MEOWCAT: A Feline Financial Catastrophe

And here we observe the MEOWCAT, a creature born into a harsh ecosystem with all the survival instincts of a newborn kitten abandoned in the Serengeti. Within mere hours of its genesis, the token experienced a 99.5% extinction event—a collapse so swift and absolute that even the mint authority felt compelled to revoke itself, perhaps out of sheer embarrassment. Nine holders watched their digital pet expire, each accounting for precisely 11.1% of a legacy now worth less than a moderately priced latte.