LARPMAXXING/769h..pump
FLATLINED
larpmaxxing

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769h..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull via mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$12.9K
+456.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.0K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$32.92B
Price USD
$1.65e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Larpmaxxing: A Zero-Hour Extinction Event

In the primordial soup of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere moments ago, already decomposing. With zero liquidity and two holders controlling everything, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a elaborate performance art piece about the futility of hope.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull via mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

It achieved a 456% gain before anyone could sell—a masterclass in pump-and-dump poetry.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
51.6%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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