CAUSE OF DEATH
The Ratio Dog: A Newborn Tragedy
In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was only four. The Ratio Dog emerged into this world mere hours ago, only to discover that its entire ecosystem had already been claimed by the very architects of its demise—a perfectly executed financial tragedy that would make Shakespeare weep into his portfolio.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, instant liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Born at dawn, buried by lunch. The Ratio Dog taught us that revoking authorities means nothing when you've already revoked your investors' money."
