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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of financial extinction. The Retard Bank token has achieved a rare distinction: dying so catastrophically fast that its own creators appear to have abandoned it mid-launch, like nature documentarians fleeing a sinking ship.