RETARD BANK/75iY..pump
FLATLINED
Retard Bank

Retard Bank75iYoFdPZ9rfczSCvSBeJLrwbhKk7hgc5A4zbjP9pump

$BUNK75iY..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute concentration necrosis with launch complications

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.8K
-2.1% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.5K
Volume 24h
$30.37
Holders
27
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.80B
Price USD
$1.85e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of financial extinction. The Retard Bank token has achieved a rare distinction: dying so catastrophically fast that its own creators appear to have abandoned it mid-launch, like nature documentarians fleeing a sinking ship.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$30.37 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration necrosis with launch complications
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a thriving ecosystem: a 92% whale concentration, negligible liquidity, and a 24-hour lifespan that would make mayflies jealous. BUNK truly lived up to its name.

Holders

§ 04 · 27 wallets
Top 1
96.9%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
99.9%
0141gj...5Ucc96.93%
026vhR...t4qC1.95%
03HLWm...CtH60.62%
04GP89...fLMf0.10%
058psN...VRtf0.08%
06HeEw...KYCc0.05%
073xgz...hZmu0.05%
08Ha9x...BMHS0.04%
09HYSy...Nxgn0.04%
10Brwo...qBoT0.03%