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GOOBA: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the curious case of GOOBA—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming completely worthless before most investors could even pronounce its name. Born at midnight with all the promise of a mayfly, it liquidated its existence in under 24 hours, leaving behind only eight bewildered holders and the faint smell of rug-pull desperation. The authorities, mercifully revoked, could do nothing but watch as their creation evaporated like morning dew in the Serengeti sun.