Newborn Token Found Deceased at Launch

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Brainrot—a creature that achieved full extinction before completing its first circadian rhythm. The predatory concentration of wealth among the alpha holders created a natural selection event so swift, so merciless, that the token never even had time to develop a functioning ecosystem. Like a mayfly with a smart contract, it lived fast, died young, and left behind only liquidity corpses and seventeen bewildered bagholders.