CAUSE OF DEATH
Gorilla Token: One Hour of Ape Chaos
In the beginning, there was hope. Ninety-four retail investors gathered 'round this newborn primate, only to discover that ten alpha gorillas had already claimed 90.4% of the fruit. Liquidated of all liquidity and devoid of purpose, our Anaka expired before its first naptime—a victim of the immutable laws of tokenomics and human greed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme top-holder concentration and instant evaporation
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast. The gorilla's only real evolution was from concept to cautionary tale."