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Taiwan Turtle: Born Dead, Still Twitching

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Taiwan Turtle—which achieved the remarkable feat of launching into a 60% rally despite being mere hours old, a newborn already gasping for oxygen in a liquidity pond of merely $36,818. Yet observe the concentration of wealth: 87.5% of holders are but ten in number, a pyramid so steep that even Euclid would weep. The authorities have been revoked, the authorities have been renounced, and still the market believes—a touching display of collective delusion.