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The Hulk Dog's Spectacular Newborn Collapse

Here we observe The Hulk Dog in its natural habitat—mere hours into existence—already exhibiting the classical symptoms of a token designed by those who confused 'pump' with 'dump'. With 94.7% of supply concentrated in the hands of the top 10 holders and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature never stood a chance; it was born already suffocating. A 202% pump in 24 hours, you see, is not success—it is the final spasmodic gasp before the inevitable rug-pull autopsy begins.