CAUSE OF DEATH
Zoinbase: Born Dead, Died Immediately
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, this token was stillborn—a financial tragedy that makes even the most hardened degen wince. With all liquidity evaporated and 100% of holders being, presumably, deeply disappointed founders, Zoinbase represents nature's way of saying 'perhaps not.'
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity collapse and creator abandonment
EPITAPH
"Here lies Zoinbase: it came, it saw, it lost 26% and everyone's money in the same breath."
