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Newborn Token Suffocates In Its Own Greed

In the murky depths of the blockchain, we observe the Hand To God token in its final moments—a creature born merely two hours ago, already gasping for air as its creators clutch 87% of its circulating supply like a hungry parent devouring its young. The liquidity has evaporated entirely, the price has swung wildly in a last spasm of desperation, and the 37 remaining holders stare into the abyss, wondering how they managed to catch a falling knife that was never meant to fly.