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CHIP: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most curious specimen—CHIP emerged, gasped once, and promptly expired before its first heartbeat. With but two holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools drier than a vulture's sense of humor, this token managed the remarkable feat of losing 30% in twenty-four hours while technically having nothing to lose. A masterclass in financial futility, captured in real-time.