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Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Launch

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, already gasping for breath. Eighteen desperate souls cling to this digital carcass, though ninety-six percent of its mass concentrates in but ten hands—a gravitational collapse of biblical proportions. One might say it never truly lived; it merely experienced a very brief, very expensive hallucination.