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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable specimen of BEST_ALPHA_BANK—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a freshly minted blockchain venture, it has succumbed to the most virulent strain of rug-pull syndrome known to modern cryptology. Here, in this sterile laboratory, we find three lonely holders clutching the remnants of their $1,165 investment, their tears mingling with the dust of forgotten tokens.