CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, a curious specimen emerged—the dOcToRs aNd EnGiNeErS token, born at midnight with all the promise of a lottery ticket signed by four hopeful investors. Within hours, this digital creature experienced what we in the trade call 'catastrophic deflation,' shedding 83% of its value while its liquidity evaporated into the blockchain ether, much like morning dew before a hungry predator arrives.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total holder concentration and evaporation
EPITAPH
"Four doctors, zero engineers, infinite regret. They revoked the authorities but couldn't revoke the losses."
