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Garlic Token: A Pungent Demise in Minutes

In the beginning, there was Garlic—a token so ephemeral it makes mayflies look like sequoias. Born at zero hours with four hopeful holders, it experienced what we might charitably call a 'rapid market correction,' shedding 86.4% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. The authorities revoked, the liquidity evaporated, and nature—in her infinite wisdom—reclaimed what should never have been tokenized.