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Newborn Token Flatlines After Explosive Birth

Here we observe Choromatsu, a creature that experienced the financial equivalent of a supernova—rising 315% in mere hours before collapsing into a black hole of zero liquidity. With authorities revoked and ninety-two holders clutching their worthless bags, this token achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, a stillborn miracle of modern finance.