Farting Unicorn By Elon Musk6x61MPqUz19ktKsmfyejSGiU9L38uyzQL1Riv3ZXpump

Unicorn Flatulence: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the Farting Unicorn in its natural habitat—a mere sixty minutes into existence. Like the dodo before it, this creature possessed all the hallmarks of evolutionary success: revoked authorities, liquidity reserves of precisely nothing, and a cap table where fifty-five percent of the population controls the destiny of the remaining forty-five. Alas, such biological paradoxes rarely survive their first dawn.