CAUSE OF DEATH
MertBot: A Sixty-Three Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe the tragic final moments of MertBot, a creature that burned through its entire lifecycle in mere hours—a speed-run of financial collapse that would make even the most ruthless predator jealous. With zero liquidity and eighty-two percent of its population concentrated in the hands of a select few apex holders, this token never stood a chance; it was less an investment opportunity and more a carefully constructed extinction trap masquerading as innovation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, volatility poisoning
EPITAPH
"It rose one hundred fifty-nine percent in a day, then realized no one could actually leave."