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Surf Dog Wipes Out Before First Wave

And here we observe The Surf Dog in its natural habitat—a mere sixty minutes into existence, already plummeting with the grace of a lead surfboard. Despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in what can only be described as locking the stable door after the horse has drowned, our specimen managed to hemorrhage 42% of its value while accumulating a modest $8,944 in liquidity—barely enough to buy actual surfboards for its 287 holders.